Special Thanks...
Danny Winningham.....................His phone-answering expertise
Michael Whittenburg..................Voicing the opinions of CCHS students
Meg Jermann..........................The Perspective, "Superkitten!"
Randel Trevena.......................Keeping the management calm for us
Cody Howard..........................Senior night chaperone for Adrian
The Journal, Chronicle & Contrail....Your articles we stole
Sat. Night McDonalds Manager.........Yup, it's Mike
Snuffy...............................Late-night talks about girls w/ Curt
Grady (Pizza Hut)....................Delivering hot fresh pizza to us
Gary Wells...........................Your office and your money
Fortune City & Radiolink.net.........This webspace
Hotmail..............................Free webmail for Curt & Superkitten
ZZN.com..............................BadTaste Staff E-Mail Service
Winn.com/bs/.........................Barking Spider Comedy
CCHS Student Council.................Letting us crash the dances
Paul Hodge...........................For no reason
The BareNaked Ladies.................Singing live in studio, that one time
People that came by on July 4th......The generic carbonation provided
Gadsden, Alabama's law-enforcement..."Take me drunk I'm home!"
Crossville's "Finest"................"No Mr. Rhodes, I don't need a beer."
Charlie Shore........................MY autographs
The DALNet IRC Network...............F-Servers
Steve Jobs...........................Curt is your biggest fan
Ron Witt.............................The hilarious video footage
Lee Lawson...........................Contributing your alcohol to us
WOW-FM 102.5.........................Here come "them boys!"
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